Indubitably
Indubitably…
*An earworm buried in your brain will surface when another mentions one taunting them.
*You won’t have to “go” until ten minutes after hitting the road.
*The older I get the more often I return to and find a misplaced item in the first place I looked..
*You won’t notice until suppertime that you’re out of cat food.
*Schedule a morning to sleep in only to wake up bright and early, raring to go.
*Plan for rain and it’s a beautiful day, and vice-versa.
*On alert for a call that doesn’t come. Leave phone in the car for a quick stop and you miss it.
*Throw an item away, need it the next day.
*Lug an umbrella around because rain is forecast. Leave it in the car, a deluge arrives.
*Get 3 tires checked for intermittent loss of pressure and discover each has a flat.
*Wait just once to fill up when the gas tank is almost empty, and fuel prices jump.
*Stash cash for emergencies and forget where.
*Shop at a favorite store and learn you missed a fabulous sale by one day.
*Run to the store a disheveld mess and you’ll run into folks you’re excited to see.
*Let a feral cat in during extremely frigid temps. She'll deliver three kittens in a closet.
*Cover early spring blooms for predicted late frosts that don’t happen. Skip a night, it snows.
*Splurge on a “new” scratch-off. Person behind you buys 1 of your usuals and wins in 4 digits.
*On at least one special occasion per decade, another will show up wearing an identical outfit.
*Hit send to submit a column only to have one more thought you could have shared and see an edit you missed.
Indubitably.
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